Because your boss is boring

There’s nothing wrong with your boss.

He never tells you where you’re going wrong. Come to think of it, he never tells you where you’re going right, either. He never seems to have anything to say at all.

He never has any bad ideas. Come to think of it, he never has any good ideas, either. He never seems to have any ideas at all.

He never takes you in an ill-advised new direction. Come to think of it, he never takes you in an inspiring new direction, either. He never gives you any direction at all.

There’s nothing wrong with your boss. Come to think of it, there’s nothing right with him, either. There’s nothing much going on with him at all.