Because you can’t be you at work

There’s a certain way you have to be at work.

You have to say the right things.

You have to do the right things.

You have to think the right things.

You have to be open to ideas you know are nonsense.

You have to be positive about initiatives you know are misguided.

You have to be cheerful with people you’d rather stay away from.

You can’t be you at work.